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Going to Canada Fan Expo and subsequently getting a Sylar mask? Best decision I've made so far in my life XD And thus, my ID is born!
(WARNING: RANDOM TWILIGHT RANT AHEAD) Dear Twilight, *takes a deep breath* WHAT. THE. HELL. Edward is a vampire that possesses the laughable ability of crapping rainbows--in the sunlight. That, my dear fangirls, is not cool/hot/whatever you guys call it. That is just plain wrong and hilarious (and I don't mean that in the good way). Besides, it really tells you something about the sexuality of a guy who sparkles Bella is NOT a special snowflake. She is a MARY-SUE. A MARY-SUE WHO HAS THE INTELLIGENCE OF A SLUG. As ~mismysmisty told me, "there is no such thing as a hot person who doesn't know he/she is hot." Bella's just...ARGH! Now I can understand why people--the poor, misguided tweens especially--would like reading the book. Yeah, so it's romantic and it's a guilty pleasure. I get that. But really, why do Bella and Edward love each other? Do they have any common interests at all (because from what I've read, all they have in common is good looks)? Is Edward really in love with her or is he actually her brain-damaged, over possessive slave? For that matter, has someone thought to check on Bella's psych after she attempted to commit suicide just so she can hear her boyfriend's voice? So you can't see your boyfriend, boohoo. I haven't been able to see mine for a whole month and you don't see me jumping off a cliff do you? Does Bella even love Edward as an actual person apart from his looks? Think about it: Edward is the one putting 200% into the relationship while Bella does absolutely NOTHING. That is not how a normal relationship works. I'm sorry--actually, I'm not--Meyers, but your view on romance is twisted. You're setting up an entire generation of little girls for quite a bit of disappointment in the future. With Loathing, ~cyber09 |
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Anyways.... DUDE!!! We have like the same fandom tastes!
Also, same interests too!!! Music, drawing, writing, Batman <3
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Hear me roar: Meow.
In order for humankind to gain anything, something of equal value must be given. That is alchemy's first law of equivalent exchange. ~Alphonse Elric
I see TALL people... they're EVERYWHERE!!! *twitch twitch* ~Edward Elric, FMA parody
Haha, yay for same interests and fandoms! *high fives*
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92 % of the teens moved on to rap music, if you're the 8% who still rock out everyday, copy and paste this in your sig
for the live action movie, i used to hate the actor for edward (aka cedric diggory, who i don't get why all the girls like.) but now he's awesome
"When you read the book," says Pattinson, looking appropriately pallid and interesting even without makeup, "it's like, 'Edward Cullen was so beautiful I creamed myself.' I mean, every line is like that. He's the most ridiculous person who's so amazing at everything. I think a lot of actors tried to play that aspect. I just couldn't do that. And the more I read the script, the more I hated this guy, so that's how I played him, as a manic-depressive who hates himself. Plus, he's a 108-year-old virgin so he's obviously got some issues there."
this is the part of breaking dawn that my friend hates the most:
bella: *wakes up* EMO TIME.
edward: huh?
bella: i dreamed that we did it. but it was a dream. WE DIDN'T DO IT D:
edward: . . .
bella: LET'S DO IT.
edward: fine. =="
-- does it --
bella: YOU BRUISED ME ! EMO TIME.
edward: . . .
I almost feel sorry for Edward the character...but then he's the one who dug his own grave by hooking up with Mary-Su-I MEAN BELLA in the first place.
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92 % of the teens moved on to rap music, if you're the 8% who still rock out everyday, copy and paste this in your sig
ok long reply cuz obviously i am as anti-twilight as u...but i am certainly not anti-jacob HAHAHAHA...and certainly gonna see the movie because I always enjoy looking at hot people.
...lol u noe wt? i think edward is not gay, he is just pedophilic and plan wrong because like as the book said, the reason tat vampires are so goodlooking is because tat's how they seduce their preys...which actually makes perfect sense lol, so like the fact he makes rainbows and sparkles makes it obvious tat he is a pedophile because those things do not attract sexy ladies, they attract stupid childish ppl who obviously have no brain/personality like bella.
awww...u quoted me! i feel so special tehehehehehe, um yah exactly, like even if they say they think they are not hot, they are reli just saying that. cuz honestly...unless they r blind, they CANT not noe. but ummm there is such thing as empty minded ppl with a hot face who r insecure and stupid despite their good looks so they might as well be ugly because they cant even flaunt their stuff. SUCKER.
ummm ok so like to be honest i think it's not tat romantic, i think it's just plain "yah here's ur daydream written down in words" kind of thing LOL.
lol yeehhhh honestly we all noe tat...the only reason edward likes bella is because he cant read her mind-_-.like tat, i kind of can understand, because i myself am the kind of person who tends to fall in love with people whose minds I find hard to read... and acutally seeing how good i am at reading minds it's actually unusual for me to meet sum1 i find hard to decipher. but the truth is, my feeling for them last for as long as my curiosity lasts! as soon as i've seen them through, I dunt give a damn anymore! like yah i wud still be their frds obviously but tat's all. and u noe wt's pathetic? eventually bella gains the ability to allow edward inside her brain... like wtf to be honest if I was edward, my love for her ends RIGHT THERE. but for sum reason, this author is obviously delusional enough to believe tat he is going to remain all puppy dog even after he is capable of reading...jeez. and um common interest... so like i think bella acts like a freaking grandma, i guess the common trait is tat they r both ancient. yah and honestly i have said "GOODBYE FOREVER" to quite a number of VERY important ppl...didnt i jump from a cliff? i mean yah i refused to eat and acted emo but jump off a cliff???
and yes... thank you for finally agreeing tat edward is giving way too much and bella is a total idiot who doesnt do anything other than being a stupid flower vase (yep flower vase, tat's wt chinese ppl call ppl who are pretty outside, empty inside and totally easy to shatter)
obviously she doesnt love him as a normal person, he is a freaking vampire-_-. oh yah and the ending proves how stupid the novel is by turning both of them into vampire. cuz like tat's basically saying everything fake and wrong is supposed to come true. cuz we all noe, ANY DECENT vampire novel ends up with all of them becoming HUMAN. cuz umm...there aint no fucken way I want to stay as a vampire forever, I wud use it to my advantage for a while but there's a time when tat NEEDS to come to a stop...i mean wtf, hasnt the writer ever read tuck everlasting? or watched my date with a vampire? "a life is not complete without death, to live forever is not living at all!" JESUS
and yes.. i am sorry meyer, this dream is nto pretty. this dream is selfish. i mean if it's a romance where the girl is actually doing sum work, then maybe not. but a romance where u do nothing? no...honey, do u reali want tat? dont u want ppl to love u for something special about u rather than just so u can have a gorgeous slave to order around? tat's pride right there, not love. THANK U.
With Loathing,
~mismysmisty
1. Is that ugly guy's face from Heroes ( the reference to brains even tho that guy doesn't eat them, i hope he doesn't).
2. TAKE AN EASY ON THE TWILIGHT SAGA, for some of us (myself included), we like the superficial romance because we know it will 99.9999999% of the time never ever happen in real life. But we can dream can't we? (don't burst our delicate non-existant bubbles) but I do agree the fourth book's contents were a bit uncalled for, except for the part about Jacob's imprinting (still rolling on the floor with laughter)
3. What is visual kei and JPod?
4. Can you change that guy's face, it's bothering me alot. Thanks.
um wtf is with tat PART? IS TAT ACTUALLY TALKING ABOUT SEX RIGHT THERE? i havent read breaking dawn yet but I am sorry tat's completely delusional, and stupid, it's like a little girl begging mr. 100 old virgin for sex??? tat's wrong on so many levels because like #1... little emo girl begs for sex? #2...who wud beg to have sex with a 100 year old virgin ANYWAYS? #3 obviously edward is terrible in bed i mean why else wud bella get emo afterwards? #4 porno destroys pure love, if this was a true romance, it shud not invovle sexual content at all thank u very much. cuz i am sorry sex and love MUST NEVER GET CONFUSED and when they confuse everything gets destroyed. and i certainly dont mind if this book is entirely erotic literature, but if u r gonna stick with the innocent way... plz dunt throw anything erotic in. cuz i am sorry, 100 old virgin+stupid little baby who probably hasn't got a decent lady's body yet does not turn anyone on... and ummm wtf is with Edward playing "her coy master"?
in short, stop trying to romantize sex. sex is not supposed to be romantic or sweet. tat's fangirl being delusional right there, because news break! sex is very violent and agressive, in fact if ur as fragile and prone to accident as bella... AVOID IT AT ALL COST THANK U.
haha sorry...obviously i hate this novel too much...LOL
2. Yeah, because Jacob can't have Bella, he has to settle for the next best thing...HER DAUGHTER. This is seriously going to cause a lot of problems between mother and daughter. "HOW COULD YOU, MOM? HOW COULD YOU STEAL MY BOYFRIEND EVEN BEFORE I WAS BORN?!?!" xD
3. Visual kei is basically the Japanese version of our punk...except with 20x more chains and leather xD. JPod is a book. It's a very good book and I highly recommend everyone to read it.
4. But I like it! It's hilarious and it covers my face!
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92 % of the teens moved on to rap music, if you're the 8% who still rock out everyday, copy and paste this in your sig
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